THE PROPHET JOSHUA

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What's your biggest fear?  Being poor. Ghosts are also pretty bad.

What life lesson took you the longest to learn? Still figuring out electricity.

What's your most treasured memory? Lemmy nodding at me.

What would you change about your past? Better diet earlier.

What motivates you to get up every morning? Moving my car before it gets a ticket.

 What's the best advice you've ever received? "Women choose the men they love, men love the women that choose them." / "Men love women. Women love children."

What do you hope your legacy will be? Asshole.

What's something you're still learning about yourself? Alien abduction history.

What cause are you most passionate about? Fitness and new music.

What's your greatest accomplishment? Working the Super Bowl or having dinner with both Stallone and Schwazenegger.

What's your go-to karaoke song? Fight For Your Right (no singing required)

If you were a breakfast cereal, what would you be? Grape nuts. (unpleasant)

What's your most embarrassing guilty pleasure? Crying at the same movies.

Do you sing in the shower? Sure.

What's the weirdest food combination you actually enjoy? Scorpion Tabasco and anything else.

If you could have any animal as a pet, what would it be? Wolves.

What's your signature dance move? Leaving the place where people are dancing.

Do you have any weird talents? Reading people.

What's the funniest thing that's happened to you recently? Fumigating my own apartment for cockroaches and the ensuing armageddon.

What’s your REAL thoughts on Artificial Intelligence? Overrated fear porn.

What conspiracy theory do you secretly think might be true? "You lost that war."

If aliens visited Earth, what would confuse them most about humans? They own the Earth, they made us and they're mildly disappointed.

What inanimate object do you wish you could eliminate forever? The ice covering Antarctica.

If you could only communicate through song lyrics, which artist would you choose? Lemmy.

What's the strangest thing you believed as a child? There was a future.

If you were haunting a house, how would you mess with people? Not cool.

What would be the worst "buy one, get one free" deal? A bullet if you were going to shoot yourself.

If animals could talk, which species would be the rudest? Elephants definitely hate people.

What's something everyone looks stupid doing? Arguing with police.

If you could rename yourself, what name would you choose and why? Thor because people already call me that.

Coffee or tea? Cold black coffee all day and night.

What's currently playing on repeat in your head? Yabba dabba do the king is gone and so are you.

Describe your perfect vacation. Beach? Mountains? Vegas? Cruise? Scandinavia for a metal festival during the winter.

What's your phone wallpaper right now? my last girlfriend's dog.

If you could time travel, would you go to the past or future? Future to see how all the people I don't like died.

What's the last thing you Googled? GMC tire sensor.

Sweet or salty snacks? Salt.

What's your weirdest habit? Waking up early on Thursday to download new albums.

If you could instantly become an expert in anything, what would it be? REAL history.

What's something that always makes you laugh? Doug Stanhope.

What would your warning label say? Will bang your wife or girlfriend.

What's the most useless talent you have? Complaining.

If you could shrink any object to carry in your pocket, what would it be? Shop vac.

What would be your entrance music if you were a professional wrestler? Black Sabbath "I"

If your life was a sitcom, what would the theme song be? Nuclear Assault "Long Haired Asshole"

What flavor of ice cream would you choose if you only could ever have one? Moose tracks. 

If you could live inside any TV show, which one would slowly drive you insane? WNBA

What's the weirdest compliment you've ever received? "You came out of there like Robo Cop."

What are 3 strange lies and one strange truth about you? I surf, I hunt, I dive, I drink

Why Do You Like Radio? Because I like running my mouth.