THE PROPHET JOSHUA

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• If your life had a theme song that played every time you walked into a room, what would it be?:
  Black Sabbath - I
• What's the most embarrassing song on your playlist that you secretly love?:
  Not embarrassed by anything I listen to.
• If your pet could talk, what's the first thing they'd say about you?:
  No pets
• You're stranded on a desert island — what three albums do you have with you?:
  Black Sabbath - Dehumanizer, Motorhead - Bastards, Accept - Death Row
• What's the weirdest thing you've ever done on a dare?:
  Walked 4 miles to work every day through a Chicago winter.
• What's the one food you could eat at any hour of the day or night without even thinking twice?:
  Chicken salad.
• What's the strangest dream you've ever had that felt so real you woke up confused about your whole life?:
  I have talked to many dead friends and family members in dreams, it can be comforting or really disturbing.
• If you had to live inside one TV show for a year, which one are you picking and what role do you play?:
  The main detective in Twin Peaks.
• What's something you do when nobody is watching that you'd never admit to in public?:
  Clean my ears with pen caps.
• If you could swap brains with anyone for 24 hours, who are you choosing and what's the first thing you look up?:
  Director of Naval Intelligence / Secret Space Programs
• If your mood had a weather forecast for most days, what would the meteorologist be saying?:
  Sunny, 55 degrees.
• What's a word or phrase that someone uses that immediately gets under your skin?:
  "Unhoused people" they are drug addicts
• If you had to describe your love life as a movie genre, what genre is it and what's the plot?:
  Dystopian science fiction, you learn you were dead the whole time
• If you could uninvent one thing in human history, what's gone and why?:
  Communism
• If your brain had a loading screen, what percentage would it be running at right now and be honest?:
  69%
• If you could add one rule to society that everyone had to follow, what is it and how do you enforce it?:
  You can be arrested for smelling terrible in public.
• What's a completely useless skill you have that you're oddly proud of?:
  Finding the most obscure albums for free on the internet.
• If your life were a reality show, what would it be called and who would watch it?:
  Joshua's Ladder and probably just my mother.
• If you could have dinner with any three people from history, who's at the table and who starts the most trouble?:
  James Forrestal, Richard Byrd, Werner Von Braun - probably the German would be the most difficult
• If your personality came with a warning label, what would it say?:
  tone deaf
• What's a word you always misspell no matter how many times you've seen it written correctly?:
  embarrased
• If you could instantly master one skill overnight, what are you waking up able to do?:
  not being tone deaf
• What's something that everyone else seems to love that you absolutely cannot stand and never will?:
  The Red Hot Chili Peppers
• If you could only use three apps on your phone for the rest of your life, which ones survive and which ones get deleted forever?:
  iTunes, Email, Weather
• If you had to describe yourself using only a condiment, which one are you and why does it fit so perfectly?:
  Tabasco Scorpion because I'm a Scorpio
• If your younger self could see you right now, what's the first thing they'd say?:
  You're still in good shape!
• If you could live in any time period for one year, where are you landing?:
  12,000 years ago before that last pole shift
• If a potato could have feelings, do you think it's mad about being made into fries?:
  No.
• If your left foot and your right foot got into an argument, which one would win and what are they even fighting about?:
  Right and the argument is who hirts more.
• If sneezing made a different sound for every person like a personal ringtone, what sound do you think yours would make?:
  distorted bass chord
• What three bands or artists have you never seen that you would love to see play live?:
  Thin Lizzy, Tau Cross, Spiritworld
• If you could talk to animals, which 3 animals would you want to talk with?:
  dogs, ravens, alligators
• What on-air habit do you have that you wish you could get rid of?:
  Tripping over words so I'd never have to do a 2nd take.
• Who does your spouse/partner/boyfriend/girlfriend/parent listen to that THEY love and you CAN'T STAND?:
  Bad Bunny
• If you had to fill on a talk radio show for an hour, what topic(s) would you choose to discuss?:
  Secret Space Programs