Get To Know More About Kevin:

• If your life had a theme song that played every time you walked into a room, what would it be?:
  Who Are You? by The Who
• What's the most embarrassing song on your playlist that you secretly love?:
  No such thing. If you connect with a song, wear that badge proudly
• If your pet could talk, what's the first thing they'd say about you?:
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• You're stranded on a desert island — what three albums do you have with you?:
  Tres Hombres by ZZ Top, anything by Bad Company, Sundown by Gordon Lightfoot
• What's the weirdest thing you've ever done on a dare?:
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• What's the one food you could eat at any hour of the day or night without even thinking twice?:
  Pizza
• What's the strangest dream you've ever had that felt so real you woke up confused about your whole life?:
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• If you had to live inside one TV show for a year, which one are you picking and what role do you play?:
  Last Man Standing, so I can date Mandy
• What's something you do when nobody is watching that you'd never admit to in public?:
  Wouldn't admit it here, so...
• If you could swap brains with anyone for 24 hours, who are you choosing and what's the first thing you look up?:
  Probably would have been George Carlin. The guy was just great at observational humor
• If your mood had a weather forecast for most days, what would the meteorologist be saying?:
  50% chance of rain every day, so the meteorologist can cover themselves for everything
• What's a word or phrase that someone uses that immediately gets under your skin?:
  Rule of thumb. Look up the origin and you'll see why I hate it.
• If you had to describe your love life as a movie genre, what genre is it and what's the plot?:
  Comedy. Probably about how I'm always the good friend, but never more
• If you could uninvent one thing in human history, what's gone and why?:
  AI. Because people need to do things for themselves
• If your brain had a loading screen, what percentage would it be running at right now and be honest?:
  50 percent
• If you could add one rule to society that everyone had to follow, what is it and how do you enforce it?:
  If anyone says something racist, you can pull the race card like a soccer referee pulling the yellow or red card
• What's a completely useless skill you have that you're oddly proud of?:
  Playing sports video games
• If your life were a reality show, what would it be called and who would watch it?:
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• If you could have dinner with any three people from history, who's at the table and who starts the most trouble?:
  Jesus, Peter and Judas Iscariot. Obviously, Judas would start the most trouble
• If your personality came with a warning label, what would it say?:
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• What's a word you always misspell no matter how many times you've seen it written correctly?:
  Mispell, Misspell
• If you could instantly master one skill overnight, what are you waking up able to do?:
  Speaking Spanish
• What's something that everyone else seems to love that you absolutely cannot stand and never will?:
  Alcohol
• If you could only use three apps on your phone for the rest of your life, which ones survive and which ones get deleted forever?:
  Delete any news-related apps. Keep Wordle, ESPN, and YouTube
• If you had to describe yourself using only a condiment, which one are you and why does it fit so perfectly?:
  Mustard. Perfect condiment
• If your younger self could see you right now, what's the first thing they'd say?:
  Good job, Kevin
• If you could live in any time period for one year, where are you landing?:
  1978, imagine how cheap things were back then
• If a potato could have feelings, do you think it's mad about being made into fries?:
  That's probably the pinnacle of potato excellence
• If your left foot and your right foot got into an argument, which one would win and what are they even fighting about?:
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• If sneezing made a different sound for every person like a personal ringtone, what sound do you think yours would make?:
  For Those About To Rock (We Salute You)
• What three bands or artists have you never seen that you would love to see play live?:
  Sturgill Simpson, Pearl Jam, Jackson Browne
• If you could talk to animals, which 3 animals would you want to talk with?:
  Dogs, cats, birds
• What on-air habit do you have that you wish you could get rid of?:
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• Who does your spouse/partner/boyfriend/girlfriend/parent listen to that THEY love and you CAN'T STAND?:
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• If you had to fill on a talk radio show for an hour, what topic(s) would you choose to discuss?:
  NHL