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• If your life had a theme song that played every time you walked into a room, what would it be?:
  As Good As I Once Was by Toby Keith
• What's the most embarrassing song on your playlist that you secretly love?:
  Cruise by FGL
• If your pet could talk, what's the first thing they'd say about you?:
  Feed Me Seymour!
• You're stranded on a desert island — what three albums do you have with you?:
  Journey’s Greatest Hits, Lucky by Megan Moroney, II by Boyz II Men
• What's the weirdest thing you've ever done on a dare?:
  Someone bet me that I could turn anyone into the Prom Queen, no wait that’s the plot for She’s All Thst.
• What's the one food you could eat at any hour of the day or night without even thinking twice?:
  Cereal, duh!
• What's the strangest dream you've ever had that felt so real you woke up confused about your whole life?:
  I dreamt about trying out for the high school baseball team that I actually coach for, gotta love those Taco Bell Dreams!
• If you had to live inside one TV show for a year, which one are you picking and what role do you play?:
  Shrinking because I would love to be a patient of either Harrison Ford or Jason Segel!
• What's something you do when nobody is watching that you'd never admit to in public?:
  Pretend to be on the phone so I don’t have to interact with people.
• If you could swap brains with anyone for 24 hours, who are you choosing and what's the first thing you look up?:
  Dolly Parton. First thing I’d look up: how she manages to be talented, hilarious, and beloved by literally everyone.
• If your mood had a weather forecast for most days, what would the meteorologist be saying?:
  Like the typical day in Michigan, it’s possible to get all four seasons in one day!
• What's a word or phrase that someone uses that immediately gets under your skin?:
  Bro! Enough said!
• If you had to describe your love life as a movie genre, what genre is it and what's the plot?:
  Romantic comedy. Plot: two people meet, argue about what to eat for dinner, then eat tacos.
• If you could uninvent one thing in human history, what's gone and why?:
  Traffic Circles, seriously what is the point!
• If your brain had a loading screen, what percentage would it be running at right now and be honest?:
  A strong 63%. The other 37% is thinking about snacks.
• If you could add one rule to society that everyone had to follow, what is it and how do you enforce it?:
  If you don’t use your turn signal, you lose driving privileges for a week.
• What's a completely useless skill you have that you're oddly proud of?:
  I can trip over perfectly flat ground!
• If your life were a reality show, what would it be called and who would watch it?:
  “Running Late But Still Trying.” My mom and three very confused producers.
• If you could have dinner with any three people from history, who's at the table and who starts the most trouble?:
  Johnny Cash Dolly Parton Willie Nelson And Willie definitely starts the most trouble.
• If your personality came with a warning label, what would it say?:
  Don’t Feed The Baird
• What's a word you always misspell no matter how many times you've seen it written correctly?:
  Definately… definitely.
• If you could instantly master one skill overnight, what are you waking up able to do?:
  Pick the winning Lottery Numbers
• What's something that everyone else seems to love that you absolutely cannot stand and never will?:
  Salad
• If you could only use three apps on your phone for the rest of your life, which ones survive and which ones get deleted forever?:
  All Inclusive Radio App, Hulu, and Pro Tour Golf
• If you had to describe yourself using only a condiment, which one are you and why does it fit so perfectly?:
  Hot sauce. Not always necessary… but things get interesting when I show up.
• If your younger self could see you right now, what's the first thing they'd say?:
  “Wait… you get paid to talk about music?”
• If you could live in any time period for one year, where are you landing?:
  Nashville in the 90s when country music ruled the world.
• If a potato could have feelings, do you think it's mad about being made into fries?:
  No. Becoming fries is the potato version of winning the lottery.
• If your left foot and your right foot got into an argument, which one would win and what are they even fighting about?:
  Left foot wins because right foot keeps tripping over things.
• If sneezing made a different sound for every person like a personal ringtone, what sound do you think yours would make?:
  Probably something dramatic like a car horn.
• What three bands or artists have you never seen that you would love to see play live?:
  Luke Combs, Jelly Roll, and Taylor Swift
• If you could talk to animals, which 3 animals would you want to talk with?:
  Dogs, horses, and raccoons… because raccoons clearly know something.
• What on-air habit do you have that you wish you could get rid of?:
  I say with that said way too often!
• Who does your spouse/partner/boyfriend/girlfriend/parent listen to that THEY love and you CAN'T STAND?:
  Murder Podcasts, I think she is looking for ways to get away with it!
• If you had to fill on a talk radio show for an hour, what topic(s) would you choose to discuss?:
  Country music history, weird road trip stories, and why gas station food is secretly amazing.