LEEZA

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• If your life had a theme song that played every time you walked into a room, what would it be?:
  All The Things She Said by TATU (I literally had to ask my bestie and this was the choice, which I love)
• What's the most embarrassing song on your playlist that you secretly love?:
  Rockstar by Hannah Montana
• If your pet could talk, what's the first thing they'd say about you?:
  "I'd like some personal space girl"
• You're stranded on a desert island — what three albums do you have with you?:
  STEOTW by Motionless In White, From Under The Cork Tree by Fall Out Boy, Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge by My Chemical Romance
• What's the weirdest thing you've ever done on a dare?:
  I gave myself a very severe rugburn and I still have the scars!
• What's the one food you could eat at any hour of the day or night without even thinking twice?:
  Plantains! I can eat them all day, every day!
• What's the strangest dream you've ever had that felt so real you woke up confused about your whole life?:
  I once had a dream a friend of mine died and I was so heartbroken it literally took 5 minutes after I woke up to realize it was just a dream and that she was very much still alive
• If you had to live inside one TV show for a year, which one are you picking and what role do you play?:
  Most of the shows I watch are horror based and even though I love watching them, I REALLy don't want to live in them 😆 So maybe something like New Girl where I don't have a chance of being killed
• What's something you do when nobody is watching that you'd never admit to in public?:
  Cry 😅😅 My sob sessions are not meant for other humans to see
• If you could swap brains with anyone for 24 hours, who are you choosing and what's the first thing you look up?:
  Neil Degrasse Tyson! I dont know if I'd look things up because he just knows stuff but I'd definitely write down all the knowledge I suddenly have about time and space
• If your mood had a weather forecast for most days, what would the meteorologist be saying?:
  Most days sunny and warm with a chance of summer storms around lunch time
• What's a word or phrase that someone uses that immediately gets under your skin?:
  When people put an M in Valentine's Day. I have no idea why but it makes me irrationally angry
• If you had to describe your love life as a movie genre, what genre is it and what's the plot?:
  Whatever genre the Scary Movie franchise is, thats the genre 😆 Also, I'm pretty sure its an improve show so no plot, we're all making it up as we go
• If you could uninvent one thing in human history, what's gone and why?:
  Fascism
• If your brain had a loading screen, what percentage would it be running at right now and be honest?:
  I'm gonna be honest, my brain always has 15 tabs going at once so it wouldn't be loading it would be saying *NOT RESPONDING PLEASE CLOSE OUT TABS TO CONTINUE* because there's too much going at once
• If you could add one rule to society that everyone had to follow, what is it and how do you enforce it?:
  Im not gonna lie, I was LOVING the 6ft rule from covid bc people stand WAAAAY to close to me in lines I need some SPACE
• What's a completely useless skill you have that you're oddly proud of?:
  I can do the gizmo voice from Gremlins!
• If your life were a reality show, what would it be called and who would watch it?:
  The Secret Life of a Headbangin Bruja. I feel like 5 people would watch 🤣🤣
• If you could have dinner with any three people from history, who's at the table and who starts the most trouble?:
  RBG, bell hooks and Mary Shelley. I know Mary Shelley is starting the most stuff
• If your personality came with a warning label, what would it say?:
  High Voltage!: Authorized Personnel Only
• What's a word you always misspell no matter how many times you've seen it written correctly?:
  Conscience. I always end up putting concious, which is funny bc it's a completely different word
• If you could instantly master one skill overnight, what are you waking up able to do?:
  I want to do harsh vocals like Courtney Laplante! I want to do that so baaaaad
• What's something that everyone else seems to love that you absolutely cannot stand and never will?:
  Glenn Powell. I do not understand the love for this guy he gives me the heebs
• If you could only use three apps on your phone for the rest of your life, which ones survive and which ones get deleted forever?:
  Id use Tiktok, Instagram, and the calculator app cuz I cant do math to save my life
• If you had to describe yourself using only a condiment, which one are you and why does it fit so perfectly?:
  I think I'd be relish. A little sweet, a little sour, a little crunchy, and definitely not for everyone, but those that enjoy it will always come back for it
• If your younger self could see you right now, what's the first thing they'd say?:
  I think pre-teen Leeza would say "Oh thank goodness the acne clears up!"
• If you could live in any time period for one year, where are you landing?:
  I'm going back to 2011! It was my first year out of highschool, the music was BOPPIN, and I hadn't quite figured out my mortality yet so I was VIBBIN
• If a potato could have feelings, do you think it's mad about being made into fries?:
  I'd be mad about it so....probably?
• If your left foot and your right foot got into an argument, which one would win and what are they even fighting about?:
  My left and right foot are ALWAYS fighting because they trip each other up every dang day and NO ONE WINS
• If sneezing made a different sound for every person like a personal ringtone, what sound do you think yours would make?:
  I'd want it to sound like those car horns that sound like the beginning of the Mexican hat dance
• What three bands or artists have you never seen that you would love to see play live?:
  Motionless In White, My Chemical Romance and Fall Out Boy. They're my musical Holy Trinity
• If you could talk to animals, which 3 animals would you want to talk with?:
  Cats, Dogs, and Crows. I've been spending alot of time trying to befriend a murder of crows and it would be so much easier if they could just tell me what they want from me
• What on-air habit do you have that you wish you could get rid of?:
  Perfectionism. I wish I could just roll with things more
• Who does your spouse/partner/boyfriend/girlfriend/parent listen to that THEY love and you CAN'T STAND?:
  It's not so much a music genre but a song. My mom is OBSESSED with the song Golden from Kpop Demon Hunters and I haaaaaate that song
• If you had to fill on a talk radio show for an hour, what topic(s) would you choose to discuss?:
  I'd be a political commentator