ROCKIN RON

Get to know Ron more:

 

**What's your biggest fear? **

Answer: Dead air… followed closely by running out of coffee.

 

**What life lesson took you the longest to learn? **

Answer: That “free beer tomorrow” sign is a scam.

 

**What's your most treasured memory? **

Answer: The time my paycheck didn’t bounce.

 

**What would you change about your past? **

Answer: My haircut in the 80s. That mullet still haunts me.

 

**What motivates you to get up every morning? **

Answer: The crushing weight of bills.

 

**What's the best advice you've ever received? **

Answer: Don’t date groupies. Spoiler: I didn’t listen.

 

**What do you hope your legacy will be? **

Answer: At least one listener who remembers me didn’t butcher Van Halen intros.

 

**What's something you're still learning about yourself? **

Answer: That my metabolism retired before I did.

 

**What cause are you most passionate about?**

Answer: The noble fight to keep rock alive… and to get free concert tickets.

 

**What's your greatest accomplishment?**

Answer: I once played a full hour without accidentally swearing on-air.

 

**What's your go-to karaoke song?**

Answer: Anything that’ll clear the bar so I can get to the jukebox.

 

**If you were a breakfast cereal, what would you be?**

Answer: Lucky Charms — stale, weird, and mostly marshmallow fluff.

 

**What's your most embarrassing guilty pleasure?**

Answer: Watching *The Bachelor* and rooting for the drama.

 

**Do you sing in the shower?**

Answer: Only until the neighbors bang on the wall.

 

**What's the weirdest food combination you actually enjoy?**

Answer: Cold pizza and regret.

 

**If you could have any animal as a pet, what would it be?**

Answer: A sloth — finally, someone lazier than me.

 

**What's your signature dance move?**

Answer: The “trying to find my balance” shuffle.

 

**Do you have any weird talents?**

Answer: I can make instant ramen in under 40 seconds.

 

**What's the funniest thing that's happened to you recently?**

Answer: My listener count went up — must’ve been an accident.

 

**What’s your REAL thoughts on Artificial Intelligence?**

Answer: Great, now even robots are after my job.

 

**What conspiracy theory do you secretly think might be true?**

Answer: Nickelback was invented by the government to keep us distracted.

 

**If aliens visited Earth, what would confuse them most about humans?**

Answer: TikTok dance challenges.

 

**What inanimate object do you wish you could eliminate forever?**

Answer: Autotune.

 

**If you could only communicate through song lyrics, which artist would you choose?**

Answer: Meat Loaf — because “I’d do anything for love… but not that.”

 

**What's the strangest thing you believed as a child?**

Answer: That being a DJ was glamorous.

 

**If you were haunting a house, how would you mess with people?**

Answer: Whisper “Freebird!” at random times.

 

**What would be the worst "buy one, get one free" deal?**

Answer: Colonoscopies.

 

**If animals could talk, which species would be the rudest?**

Answer: Cats. No debate.

 

**What's something everyone looks stupid doing?**

Answer: Air-guitaring seriously.

 

**If you could rename yourself, what name would you choose and why?**

Answer: “Alexa” — at least then people would listen to me.

 

**Coffee or tea?**

Answer: Coffee. Tea is just hot disappointment.

 

**What's currently playing on repeat in your head?**

Answer: That damn “Baby Shark” song. Thanks, internet.

 

**Describe your perfect vacation. Beach? Mountains? Vegas? Cruise?**

Answer: Anywhere I can drink before noon and nobody judges me.

 

**What's your phone wallpaper right now?**

Answer: A cracked screen.

 

**If you could time travel, would you go to the past or future?**

Answer: The past — to tell myself not to sign that radio contract.

 

**What's the last thing you Googled?**

Answer: “How to get rich without working.”

 

**Sweet or salty snacks?**

Answer: Both — I’m an overachiever in snacking.

 

**What's your weirdest habit?**

Answer: Talking back to commercials like they can hear me.

 

**If you could instantly become an expert in anything, what would it be?**

Answer: Retirement planning.

 

**What's something that always makes you laugh?**

Answer: Watching people try to parallel park.

 

**What would your warning label say?**

Answer: “Contents under pressure. Handle with whiskey.”

 

**What's the most useless talent you have?**

Answer: I can name every drummer from every hair band in the 80s.

 

**If you could shrink any object to carry in your pocket, what would it be?**

Answer: My ego — finally portable.

 

**What would be your entrance music if you were a professional wrestler?**

Answer: “Highway to Hell.” Fitting.

 

**If your life was a sitcom, what would the theme song be?**

Answer: “Another One Bites the Dust.”

 

**What flavor of ice cream would you choose if you only could ever have one?**

Answer: Rocky Road — it matches my life.

 

**If you could live inside any TV show, which one would slowly drive you insane?**

Answer: *The View*.

 

**What's the weirdest compliment you've ever received?**

Answer: “You sound taller on the radio.”

 

**What are 3 strange lies and one strange truth about you?**

Answer: I own a yacht, I invented Spotify, I’m sober — and the truth? I once interviewed a guy who thought Milli Vanilli was still touring.

 

**Why Do You Like Radio?**

Answer: Because podcasts won’t return my calls.